Okay, this may sound bizarre, but don’t you think it’s a very convenient time for Michael Jackson to die? Of course, death is never convenient, and if he is really dead I think we’ve lost one of the greatest performers we’ve ever seen, but is it a coincidence that he died at a time when he’s, what, $400 million in debt? How exactly do you get out of that? Yeah, he was planning his “comeback tour”, but he’s getting old, you know, and a 50-year-old can’t do what a 20- or 30-year-old can. Call me crazy, but I think he just got up to his eyes in debt and decided he’d rather take it easy for a while. Retire to some obscure island, raise his kids in privacy, and just enjoy life.
Or, as some of my other compadres would say, this was all part of the conspiracy of his sister LaToya actually pretending to be Michael Jackson all along and he retired years ago. I guess she just got tired of the charade.
In any case, I don’t really think he’s dead. Call me crazy, but there it is.
I think he is on the same island as Elvis.
Okay. *pats Erica on the back and encourages her to take her medication*
Well, I’m not sure about Elvis, but I definitely think this whole Jackson thing sounds a little fishy, if you ask me.
I think you may be on to something here…
…his ‘death’ is very lucritive isn’t it? I mean he is suddently #1 in the UK album chart…Amazon have had something like a 400% increase in MJ music sales…
…and all when he is seriously in debt too.
Exactly! So now he’s making all of this extra money from album sales so he can pay off his debt. Except I think when you die all of your debts are erased because, obviously, you can’t pay them. So either way, it’s a win-win situation for him – debts are erased and he makes millions. Wow, I’m a genius!