So I’m leaving work the other day, driving down the road, and I see a guy walking on the sidewalk with a Hooters To Go bag; and I’m thinking, ‘Hooters To Go? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose? I mean, what exactly is in the bag that makes it To Go? Is there, like, a free shirt in there for your girlfriend to wear? Or maybe it’s like one of those birthday cakes where the stripper pops out of the top. You open the bag and out comes some Hooters girls. That’s a good idea. Of course, you’d have to make sure that you got them back, you couldn’t let the guys keep them. You’d also have to find a way to stuff two girls in a little To Go bag. I guess you could use inflatable girls. Little blow up dolls.
I can see this is going in a bad direction so I’m gonna stop now.
